Gamers will survive the zombie apocalypse!
This is being written from my underground lair.
Let’s face it today things are a lot different than it was 20 years ago. We have people hording ammunition, building fallout shelters, and stocking up on survival food. What the hell is going on anyway?
I have everything I might need within reach, My PC, laptop, various gaming systems, cases of Mountain Dew, boxes of candy bars, and a freezer full of pizza. What else could I ask for? When the zombie outbreak starts I will just wall myself in to my lair and wait it out.
This is only my try at a little satire here. Let’s face it if there is an outbreak of zombies who will die first. My bet is on the people who are prepared will be some of the first to go down, nothing like over confidence kicking you in the ass.
When I was in the military the biggest factor for mishaps came from over confidence and complacency. We as gamer and tech geeks, will be the communications system when the system goes down. We need to band together to hide back the hordes as a team. We need to be able to speak up when we don’t understand something.
Some of you may have never fired a gun in real life but you know how it works based of the games we play. I’m not saying you will be good from the start but you should be better than people who are scared of guns to begin with.
The one thing we call say we know how to do without hesitation is kill a zombie, we have done it hundreds if not thousands of time in game.
Do I have what it takes to survive the zombie apocalypse maybe, but I can practice in video game to hone my skills until I get the chance for the real thing. I do have a leg up on a lot of people because I have some unique military experiences and training.
When the zombies do come I want to fight them back with you my follow gamers and when the night comes we should lock ourselves in so we can play a little Halo to chill out.
I hold up my can of Mountain Dew in salute to my fellow gamers. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he to-day that sheds his blood with me. Shall be my brothers or sisters.
We gamers will lead the new world to the promise lands, if it comes to that.
I always write about wacky things, if I offended someone it wasn’t intended Just having fun here. Being prepared is never a bad thing! Now lets get out there and push some button/keys and save the world, that’s counting on us.
So today ask how many of you will survive the zombie apocalypse?
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